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Funny Get Well Cards

When someone is sick, they’re tired of hearing ‘thinking of you.’ Our funny get well cards make them laugh, acknowledge that being sick is miserable, and wish them a fast recovery.

They work for surgery recovery, a long flu, or a hospital stay. Characters like Nurse Rhonda and Dr. Howard bring bedside humor without the bedside manner.

This collection has 15 funny get well ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Bev illness card: I heard you’re under the weather, dear.Bev · IllnessI heard you’re under the weather, dear.Walt illness card: Heard you’re sick.Walt · IllnessHeard you’re sick.Prof. Hargrove illness card: The common cold can be caused by more than 200 viruses.Prof. Hargrove · IllnessThe common cold can be caused by more than 200 viruses.Hank illness card: Sick as a dog, I hear.Hank · IllnessSick as a dog, I hear.Sgt. Briggs illness card: I hear you’re on sick call.Sgt. Briggs · IllnessI hear you’re on sick call.Darlene illness card: Feelin’ poorly? Bless your heart.Darlene · IllnessFeelin’ poorly? Bless your heart.Philo illness card: Marcus Aurelius wrote that pain is neither unbearable nor everlasting.Philo · IllnessMarcus Aurelius wrote that pain is neither unbearable nor everlasting.Maddie illness card: Ew, you’re sick?Maddie · IllnessEw, you’re sick?Tyler illness card: Bummer you’re sick.Tyler · IllnessBummer you’re sick.Nurse Rhonda illness card: You’re sick. Rhonda’s orders are simple:Nurse Rhonda · IllnessYou’re sick. Rhonda’s orders are simple:Dr. Howard illness card: You’re sick. Dr. Howard has written you a prescription.Dr. Howard · IllnessYou’re sick. Dr. Howard has written you a prescription.Harlan, Esq. illness card: You’re sick. Harlan advises you of your rights.Harlan, Esq. · IllnessYou’re sick. Harlan advises you of your rights.Madame Lucille illness card: Feeling poorly, honey?Madame Lucille · IllnessFeeling poorly, honey?Gus illness card: Gus heard you’re sick.Gus · IllnessGus heard you’re sick.Duchess illness card: Duchess heard you’re unwell.Duchess · IllnessDuchess heard you’re unwell.

What to write in a funny get well card