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Funny Get Well Cards for Sports and Hobby Injuries

Tore something playing pickleball? Pulled a hamstring proving a point? Our funny sports and hobby injury cards are for weekend warriors who are now spending their weekends on the couch.

They gently tease the person about the injury and wish them a fast recovery, so they can go back to doing exactly the same thing.

This collection has 20 funny sports injury get well ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

20 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Bev hurt doing a hobby card: Pickleball, dear? At your age?Bev · Hurt Doing a HobbyPickleball, dear? At your age?Bev hurt doing a hobby card: Dear, I saw the video.Bev · Hurt Doing a HobbyDear, I saw the video.Walt hurt doing a hobby card: Weekend warrior, huh?Walt · Hurt Doing a HobbyWeekend warrior, huh?Walt hurt doing a hobby card: Golf is a relaxing, low-impact sport.Walt · Hurt Doing a HobbyGolf is a relaxing, low-impact sport.Prof. Hargrove hurt doing a hobby card: The adult human body contains 206 bones.Prof. Hargrove · Hurt Doing a HobbyThe adult human body contains 206 bones.Prof. Hargrove hurt doing a hobby card: A cheetah can reach 60 mph in about three seconds.Prof. Hargrove · Hurt Doing a HobbyA cheetah can reach 60 mph in about three seconds.Hank hurt doing a hobby card: A horse knows when to quit.Hank · Hurt Doing a HobbyA horse knows when to quit.Hank hurt doing a hobby card: Before you ride the bull,Hank · Hurt Doing a HobbyBefore you ride the bull,Sgt. Briggs hurt doing a hobby card: Weekend mission, huh?Sgt. Briggs · Hurt Doing a HobbyWeekend mission, huh?Darlene hurt doing a hobby card: Hurt yourself havin’ fun? Bless your heart.Darlene · Hurt Doing a HobbyHurt yourself havin’ fun? Bless your heart.Philo hurt doing a hobby card: Everything in moderation, Aristotle advised.Philo · Hurt Doing a HobbyEverything in moderation, Aristotle advised.Maddie hurt doing a hobby card: Wait, you got hurt doing a hobby?Maddie · Hurt Doing a HobbyWait, you got hurt doing a hobby?Tyler hurt doing a hobby card: Wiped out, huh?Tyler · Hurt Doing a HobbyWiped out, huh?Nurse Rhonda hurt doing a hobby card: You got hurt doing this for fun.Nurse Rhonda · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing this for fun.Dr. Howard hurt doing a hobby card: You got hurt doing this for fun.Dr. Howard · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing this for fun.Harlan, Esq. hurt doing a hobby card: You got hurt doing this for fun.Harlan, Esq. · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing this for fun.Madame Lucille hurt doing a hobby card: Hurt yourself having fun, darlin’?Madame Lucille · Hurt Doing a HobbyHurt yourself having fun, darlin’?Gus hurt doing a hobby card: Gus has exactly one hobby.Gus · Hurt Doing a HobbyGus has exactly one hobby.Gus hurt doing a hobby card: Gus watched you exercise once.Gus · Hurt Doing a HobbyGus watched you exercise once.Duchess hurt doing a hobby card: You got hurt doing this for fun?Duchess · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing this for fun?

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