Duchess: Funny Cat Cards

The cat. Finds humans, and everything they celebrate, beneath her.

Duchess is the cat. She finds humans, and everything they celebrate, beneath her. She will acknowledge your birthday only because you’re the one who opens the cans.

Her cards are perfect for cat people, cat-adjacent people, and anyone who appreciates elegant disdain.

Duchess has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

25 cards · $2.99 each