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Front of the Nurse Rhonda illness card: Nurse Rhonda, on feeling sick. You’re sick. Rhonda’s orders are simple:
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 247

“You’re sick. Rhonda’s orders are simple:”

From Nurse Rhonda: ER nurse, 27 years. Has seen it all. Plain advice, no bedside manner.

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