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Funny Divorce and Breakup Cards

Most stores don’t carry a card for divorce, and the ones that do don’t sound like a real friend. Our funny divorce and breakup cards are firmly on your friend’s side: a little petty, a lot supportive, and honest about the ex.

They’re written for the moment someone needs to laugh again, whether the papers were just filed or the relationship ended last weekend. Your own note sits below the punchline, where you can say the sincere part.

This collection has 21 funny divorce and breakup ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

21 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Bev breakups & divorce card: Honey, I’ve waited a long time to say this.Bev · Breakups & DivorceHoney, I’ve waited a long time to say this.Bev breakups & divorce card: I didn’t say a word at the wedding, dear.Bev · Breakups & DivorceI didn’t say a word at the wedding, dear.Walt breakups & divorce card: Heard about the breakup.Walt · Breakups & DivorceHeard about the breakup.Walt breakups & divorce card: Married 58 years. Want to know the secret?Walt · Breakups & DivorceMarried 58 years. Want to know the secret?Prof. Hargrove breakups & divorce card: Fun fact: the octopus has three hearts.Prof. Hargrove · Breakups & DivorceFun fact: the octopus has three hearts.Prof. Hargrove breakups & divorce card: Swans are famous for mating for life.Prof. Hargrove · Breakups & DivorceSwans are famous for mating for life.Hank breakups & divorce card: Out on the ranch we got a saying.Hank · Breakups & DivorceOut on the ranch we got a saying.Hank breakups & divorce card: Never wrestle with a pig.Hank · Breakups & DivorceNever wrestle with a pig.Sgt. Briggs breakups & divorce card: Listen up.Sgt. Briggs · Breakups & DivorceListen up.Darlene breakups & divorce card: Bless your heart, honey.Darlene · Breakups & DivorceBless your heart, honey.Philo breakups & divorce card: The Stoics believed one could endure all things.Philo · Breakups & DivorceThe Stoics believed one could endure all things.Maddie breakups & divorce card: OMG I heard!!Maddie · Breakups & DivorceOMG I heard!!Tyler breakups & divorce card: Heard about the breakup.Tyler · Breakups & DivorceHeard about the breakup.Nurse Rhonda breakups & divorce card: Rhonda has seen a lot of broken hearts.Nurse Rhonda · Breakups & DivorceRhonda has seen a lot of broken hearts.Dr. Howard breakups & divorce card: Dr. Howard is sorry about the breakup.Dr. Howard · Breakups & DivorceDr. Howard is sorry about the breakup.Harlan, Esq. breakups & divorce card: You’re single again. Harlan advises:Harlan, Esq. · Breakups & DivorceYou’re single again. Harlan advises:Madame Lucille breakups & divorce card: Single again, sugar?Madame Lucille · Breakups & DivorceSingle again, sugar?Madame Lucille breakups & divorce card: They left? Their loss, honey.Madame Lucille · Breakups & DivorceThey left? Their loss, honey.Gus breakups & divorce card: Gus heard about the breakup.Gus · Breakups & DivorceGus heard about the breakup.Gus breakups & divorce card: Gus has some advice about your ex.Gus · Breakups & DivorceGus has some advice about your ex.Duchess breakups & divorce card: Duchess never liked them.Duchess · Breakups & DivorceDuchess never liked them.

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