Funny Halloween Cards
Halloween is the one night a year when it’s normal to dress up, beg for candy, and eat it all at once. Our funny Halloween cards bring the holiday’s fun to friends and family.
They’re quick to send, light-hearted, and a fun surprise in October.
This collection has 15 funny halloween ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Bev · HalloweenHappy Halloween, sweetheart.
Walt · HalloweenHappy Halloween.
Prof. Hargrove · HalloweenJack-o’-lanterns were first carved from turnips.
Hank · HalloweenHappy Halloween from the ranch.
Sgt. Briggs · HalloweenHalloween, recruit.
Darlene · HalloweenHappy Halloween, bless your heart.
Philo · HalloweenPlato argued what we see are mere shadows of reality.
Maddie · HalloweenHappy Halloween!!
Tyler · HalloweenHappy Halloween.
Nurse Rhonda · HalloweenHappy Halloween.
Dr. Howard · HalloweenHappy Halloween.
Harlan, Esq. · HalloweenHappy Halloween.
Madame Lucille · HalloweenTrick or treat, sugar.
Gus · HalloweenGus is dressed as a hot dog this year.
Duchess · HalloweenHalloween. You will not dress her up.What to write in a funny halloween card
- Candy and costume jokes are always welcome.
- Mention their costume in your note if you know it.
- Send a few days before so it’s part of the build-up.
- Keep it spooky, not scary, for family.