Darlene: Funny Southern Cards (Bless Your Heart)

Small-town Southern lady. Bless your heart, and here’s what you need to hear.

Darlene is a small-town Southern lady who will bless your heart and then tell you exactly what you need to hear. She is sweet as tea and twice as strong.

Darlene’s cards are perfect for Southern friends, church friends, and anyone who knows that ‘bless your heart’ can mean about six different things. Try her breakup and job loss cards first.

Darlene has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

25 cards · $2.99 each