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Front of the Gus illness card: Gus, on feeling sick. Gus heard you’re sick.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 322

“Gus heard you’re sick.”

From Gus: The dog. Has never once pretended to care.

The front reads “Gus, on feeling sick: Gus heard you’re sick.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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