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Bev

Bev: Funny Cards from Grandma

Grandma. Loves you. Will still say it.

Bev is everyone’s grandmother: she loves you, she knits, and she will still tell you exactly what she thinks. Her cards are sweet on the outside and honest on the inside, from age jokes on your birthday to firm opinions about your ex.

Bev is perfect when you want warmth and a little sass. She’s a favorite for birthdays, breakups, Mother’s Day and anything involving family.

Bev has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

30 cards · $2.99 each

Bev thinking of you card: I was thinking about you today, dear.Bev · Thinking of YouI was thinking about you today, dear.Bev birthdays card: You’re not getting older, dear.Bev · BirthdaysYou’re not getting older, dear.Bev birthdays card: You don’t look a day over…Bev · BirthdaysYou don’t look a day over…Bev anniversary card: Another year together, dears.Bev · AnniversaryAnother year together, dears.Bev engagement card: You’re engaged, dear!Bev · EngagementYou’re engaged, dear!Bev new baby card: A new baby! How wonderful.Bev · New BabyA new baby! How wonderful.Bev graduation card: I’m so proud of you, sweetheart.Bev · GraduationI’m so proud of you, sweetheart.Bev promotion card: A promotion! I always knew you’d be the boss.Bev · PromotionA promotion! I always knew you’d be the boss.Bev retirement card: Congratulations on retiring, dear.Bev · RetirementCongratulations on retiring, dear.Bev thank you card: Thank you, sweetheart.Bev · Thank YouThank you, sweetheart.Bev breakups & divorce card: Honey, I’ve waited a long time to say this.Bev · Breakups & DivorceHoney, I’ve waited a long time to say this.Bev breakups & divorce card: I didn’t say a word at the wedding, dear.Bev · Breakups & DivorceI didn’t say a word at the wedding, dear.Bev losing your job card: Sweetheart, I heard they let you go.Bev · Losing Your JobSweetheart, I heard they let you go.Bev losing your job card: Losing a job is a lot like losing a husband.Bev · Losing Your JobLosing a job is a lot like losing a husband.Bev illness card: I heard you’re under the weather, dear.Bev · IllnessI heard you’re under the weather, dear.Bev sympathy card: I’m so sorry, sweetheart.Bev · SympathyI’m so sorry, sweetheart.Bev hurt on the job card: I always said that job would hurt you someday.Bev · Hurt on the JobI always said that job would hurt you someday.Bev hurt on the job card: Workers’ comp, dear?Bev · Hurt on the JobWorkers’ comp, dear?Bev hurt doing a hobby card: Pickleball, dear? At your age?Bev · Hurt Doing a HobbyPickleball, dear? At your age?Bev hurt doing a hobby card: Dear, I saw the video.Bev · Hurt Doing a HobbyDear, I saw the video.Bev new year’s day card: Happy New Year, sweetheart.Bev · New Year’s DayHappy New Year, sweetheart.Bev valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart.Bev · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart.Bev easter card: Happy Easter, sweetheart.Bev · EasterHappy Easter, sweetheart.Bev mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day, sweetheart.Bev · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day, sweetheart.Bev father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day, dear.Bev · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day, dear.Bev fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July, sweetheart.Bev · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July, sweetheart.Bev back to school card: Have a wonderful school year, sweetheart.Bev · Back to SchoolHave a wonderful school year, sweetheart.Bev halloween card: Happy Halloween, sweetheart.Bev · HalloweenHappy Halloween, sweetheart.Bev thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving, sweetheart.Bev · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving, sweetheart.Bev christmas card: Merry Christmas, sweetheart.Bev · ChristmasMerry Christmas, sweetheart.