Bev: Funny Cards from Grandma
Grandma. Loves you. Will still say it.
Bev is everyone’s grandmother: she loves you, she knits, and she will still tell you exactly what she thinks. Her cards are sweet on the outside and honest on the inside, from age jokes on your birthday to firm opinions about your ex.
Bev is perfect when you want warmth and a little sass. She’s a favorite for birthdays, breakups, Mother’s Day and anything involving family.
Bev has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.
30 cards · $2.99 each
Bev · Thinking of YouI was thinking about you today, dear.
Bev · BirthdaysYou’re not getting older, dear.
Bev · BirthdaysYou don’t look a day over…
Bev · AnniversaryAnother year together, dears.
Bev · EngagementYou’re engaged, dear!
Bev · New BabyA new baby! How wonderful.
Bev · GraduationI’m so proud of you, sweetheart.
Bev · PromotionA promotion! I always knew you’d be the boss.
Bev · RetirementCongratulations on retiring, dear.
Bev · Thank YouThank you, sweetheart.
Bev · Breakups & DivorceHoney, I’ve waited a long time to say this.
Bev · Breakups & DivorceI didn’t say a word at the wedding, dear.
Bev · Losing Your JobSweetheart, I heard they let you go.
Bev · Losing Your JobLosing a job is a lot like losing a husband.
Bev · IllnessI heard you’re under the weather, dear.
Bev · SympathyI’m so sorry, sweetheart.
Bev · Hurt on the JobI always said that job would hurt you someday.
Bev · Hurt on the JobWorkers’ comp, dear?
Bev · Hurt Doing a HobbyPickleball, dear? At your age?
Bev · Hurt Doing a HobbyDear, I saw the video.
Bev · New Year’s DayHappy New Year, sweetheart.
Bev · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart.
Bev · EasterHappy Easter, sweetheart.
Bev · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day, sweetheart.
Bev · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day, dear.
Bev · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July, sweetheart.
Bev · Back to SchoolHave a wonderful school year, sweetheart.
Bev · HalloweenHappy Halloween, sweetheart.
Bev · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving, sweetheart.
Bev · ChristmasMerry Christmas, sweetheart.