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Funny Get Well Cards for a Work Injury

Hurt at work? There’s a card for that now. Our funny work injury cards are for coworkers and friends who are recovering from an on-the-job injury and need a laugh while they heal.

They joke about safety meetings, paperwork, and the stories that will be told in the break room, while wishing them a full recovery. Great for a crew to send together.

This collection has 20 funny work injury get well ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

20 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Bev hurt on the job card: I always said that job would hurt you someday.Bev · Hurt on the JobI always said that job would hurt you someday.Bev hurt on the job card: Workers’ comp, dear?Bev · Hurt on the JobWorkers’ comp, dear?Walt hurt on the job card: Forty-one years at the plant. Not one injury.Walt · Hurt on the JobForty-one years at the plant. Not one injury.Walt hurt on the job card: We had a sign at the plant: “Days Since Last Incident.”Walt · Hurt on the JobWe had a sign at the plant: “Days Since Last Incident.”Prof. Hargrove hurt on the job card: 95% of workplace injuries can be prevented by one simple rule.Prof. Hargrove · Hurt on the Job95% of workplace injuries can be prevented by one simple rule.Prof. Hargrove hurt on the job card: Research identifies the most dangerous phrase in any workplace.Prof. Hargrove · Hurt on the JobResearch identifies the most dangerous phrase in any workplace.Hank hurt on the job card: Rule number one on the ranch:Hank · Hurt on the JobRule number one on the ranch:Hank hurt on the job card: A fella can learn a lot from a tractor.Hank · Hurt on the JobA fella can learn a lot from a tractor.Sgt. Briggs hurt on the job card: Safety briefing, recruit.Sgt. Briggs · Hurt on the JobSafety briefing, recruit.Darlene hurt on the job card: Hurt yourself at work? Bless your heart.Darlene · Hurt on the JobHurt yourself at work? Bless your heart.Philo hurt on the job card: Know thyself, said the oracle at Delphi.Philo · Hurt on the JobKnow thyself, said the oracle at Delphi.Maddie hurt on the job card: OMG you got hurt at work?!Maddie · Hurt on the JobOMG you got hurt at work?!Tyler hurt on the job card: Dude, you got hurt at work?Tyler · Hurt on the JobDude, you got hurt at work?Nurse Rhonda hurt on the job card: You got hurt at work.Nurse Rhonda · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work.Dr. Howard hurt on the job card: You got hurt at work. Dr. Howard has the medical term.Dr. Howard · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work. Dr. Howard has the medical term.Harlan, Esq. hurt on the job card: You got hurt at work.Harlan, Esq. · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work.Madame Lucille hurt on the job card: On the mend, sugar?Madame Lucille · Hurt on the JobOn the mend, sugar?Gus hurt on the job card: Gus has never been hurt at work.Gus · Hurt on the JobGus has never been hurt at work.Gus hurt on the job card: Gus is sending get-well vibes.Gus · Hurt on the JobGus is sending get-well vibes.Duchess hurt on the job card: You got hurt at work.Duchess · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work.

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