Funny Graduation Cards
Graduates have heard every speech about following their dreams. Our funny graduation cards are proud of them and honest about what comes next: rent, taxes, and a job interview question about their greatest weakness.
Send one from a grandparent, a teacher, or the uncle who still doesn’t understand what they majored in. Add your own note of congratulations below the punchline.
This collection has 15 funny graduation ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Bev · GraduationI’m so proud of you, sweetheart.
Walt · GraduationCongratulations on graduating.
Prof. Hargrove · GraduationAt commencement, the tassel moves from right to left.
Hank · GraduationCongratulations, graduate.
Sgt. Briggs · GraduationListen up, graduate.
Darlene · GraduationYou graduated! Bless your heart.
Philo · GraduationThe only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing.
Maddie · GraduationCongrats on graduating!!
Tyler · GraduationYou graduated. Nice.
Nurse Rhonda · GraduationYou graduated. Rhonda is proud of you.
Dr. Howard · GraduationYou graduated. Dr. Howard is proud.
Harlan, Esq. · GraduationYou graduated. Harlan has a warning.
Madame Lucille · GraduationCongratulations, graduate.
Gus · GraduationGus never graduated.
Duchess · GraduationYou graduated. Duchess is unmoved.What to write in a funny graduation card
- Celebrate the effort, not just the diploma.
- Adulthood jokes work, but end your note with real encouragement.
- If you’re including money, say so in the note so they check their inbox.
- Name the school or the degree for a personal touch.