Sgt. Briggs: Funny Drill Sergeant Cards

Retired drill sergeant. Tough love, heavy on the tough.

Sgt. Briggs is a retired drill sergeant who believes in tough love, with a heavy emphasis on the tough. He doesn’t do feelings. He does push-ups, and you should too.

His cards are perfect for veterans, gym friends, new graduates, and anyone who needs a motivational speech delivered at full volume.

Sgt. Briggs has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

25 cards · $2.99 each