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Front of the Prof. Hargrove illness card: Professor Hargrove notes. The common cold can be caused by more than 200 viruses.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 072

“The common cold can be caused by more than 200 viruses.”

From Prof. Hargrove: Opens with a fact. Closes with the truth.

The front reads “Professor Hargrove notes: The common cold can be caused by more than 200 viruses.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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