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Front of the Philo illness card: Philo, on feeling sick. Marcus Aurelius wrote that pain is neither unbearable nor everlasting.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 175

“Marcus Aurelius wrote that pain is neither unbearable nor everlasting.”

From Philo: Ancient wisdom first. Modern truth second.

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