Funny New Baby Cards

New parents get a lot of cards about tiny miracles. What they really want is someone who admits that they won’t sleep until 2031. Our funny new baby cards congratulate the family and acknowledge the chaos.

They’re perfect for coworkers, siblings, and friends who will appreciate a laugh at 3 a.m. Send it digitally so it arrives without adding to the pile of mail.

This collection has 15 funny new baby ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes