Funny Promotion Cards
A promotion means a bigger title, more meetings, and a whole new set of people to manage. Our funny promotion cards congratulate the person and gently warn them about what they just signed up for.
They’re safe for the office and still funny. Send one to a coworker, a friend with a new title, or a family member who finally got the raise.
This collection has 15 funny promotion ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Bev · PromotionA promotion! I always knew you’d be the boss.
Walt · PromotionHeard you got promoted.
Prof. Hargrove · PromotionThe Peter Principle: we rise to our level of incompetence.
Hank · PromotionHeard they made you foreman.
Sgt. Briggs · PromotionCongratulations on the promotion.
Darlene · PromotionPromoted? Well, bless your heart.
Philo · PromotionPlato said the wise should rule.
Maddie · PromotionOMG you got promoted!!
Tyler · PromotionBig promotion, huh?
Nurse Rhonda · PromotionA promotion. Good for you.
Dr. Howard · PromotionA promotion. Dr. Howard must inform you:
Harlan, Esq. · PromotionA promotion. Congratulations.
Madame Lucille · PromotionA promotion, darlin’!
Gus · PromotionGus heard about the promotion.
Duchess · PromotionA promotion? How quaint.What to write in a funny promotion card
- Keep office cards free of anything you wouldn’t say in a meeting.
- Jokes about meetings, email, and responsibility are universal.
- Name the new role in your note.
- Send it the day it’s announced. Timing matters more than wording.