Funny Christmas Cards
Christmas cards don’t need another snowy cabin. Our funny Christmas cards are about the real holidays: the shopping, the in-laws, the tangled lights, and the cookies nobody should eat after midnight.
Send one to family, friends, or the whole office. Digital cards arrive instantly, cost less than postage, and don’t end up in the recycling.
This collection has 15 funny christmas ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Bev · ChristmasMerry Christmas, sweetheart.
Walt · ChristmasMerry Christmas.
Prof. Hargrove · ChristmasTo finish on time, Santa must visit roughly 1,000 homes per second.
Hank · ChristmasMerry Christmas from the ranch.
Sgt. Briggs · ChristmasMerry Christmas, recruit.
Darlene · ChristmasMerry Christmas, bless your heart.
Philo · ChristmasSeneca taught that true happiness requires no possessions.
Maddie · ChristmasMerry Christmas!!
Tyler · ChristmasMerry Christmas.
Nurse Rhonda · ChristmasMerry Christmas.
Dr. Howard · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Dr. Howard.
Harlan, Esq. · ChristmasMerry Christmas.
Madame Lucille · ChristmasMerry Christmas, darlin’.
Gus · ChristmasGus has been a very good boy this year.
Duchess · ChristmasMerry Christmas.What to write in a funny christmas card
- Holiday-chaos jokes are relatable for everyone.
- Add one personal line about your year in the note.
- Schedule them all for the same morning so they arrive together.
- Coworkers? Keep it office-friendly.