Funny Father’s Day Cards
Dad doesn’t want another tie. He wants a good joke and maybe a nap. Our funny Father’s Day cards are full of the things every dad recognizes: the thermostat, the grill, and the advice nobody asked for.
Send one to Dad, Grandpa, a stepdad, or your husband from the kids.
This collection has 15 funny father’s day ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Bev · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day, dear.
Walt · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.
Prof. Hargrove · Father’s DayField studies confirm the average dad tells several dad jokes a week.
Hank · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day, partner.
Sgt. Briggs · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day, soldier.
Darlene · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day, bless your heart.
Philo · Father’s DayWisdom is often found in the questions we ask.
Maddie · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day!!
Tyler · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.
Nurse Rhonda · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.
Dr. Howard · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.
Harlan, Esq. · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.
Madame Lucille · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day, sugar.
Gus · Father’s DayGus says happy Father’s Day.
Duchess · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.What to write in a funny father’s day card
- Dad jokes are welcome; he’ll tell them again.
- Thank him for one specific piece of advice that turned out right.
- Keep it short. Dads like short.
- Mention the barbecue plans in the note.