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Dr. Howard

Dr. Howard: Funny Doctor Cards

Family doctor, 41 years. Medical advice, no co-pay.

Dr. Howard has been a family doctor for 41 years. His cards deliver real medical advice with no co-pay, and the prognosis is usually a punchline.

Dr. Howard is perfect for doctors, medical students, patients in recovery, and anyone who has been told to cut back on salt. Great for get well, birthdays and retirement.

Dr. Howard has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

25 cards · $2.99 each

Dr. Howard thinking of you card: I’ve been thinking about you.Dr. Howard · Thinking of YouI’ve been thinking about you.Dr. Howard birthdays card: Happy birthday from Dr. Howard.Dr. Howard · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Dr. Howard.Dr. Howard anniversary card: Another year married. Dr. Howard has your file.Dr. Howard · AnniversaryAnother year married. Dr. Howard has your file.Dr. Howard engagement card: You’re engaged. Dr. Howard has a diagnosis.Dr. Howard · EngagementYou’re engaged. Dr. Howard has a diagnosis.Dr. Howard new baby card: A new baby. Dr. Howard is delighted.Dr. Howard · New BabyA new baby. Dr. Howard is delighted.Dr. Howard graduation card: You graduated. Dr. Howard is proud.Dr. Howard · GraduationYou graduated. Dr. Howard is proud.Dr. Howard promotion card: A promotion. Dr. Howard must inform you:Dr. Howard · PromotionA promotion. Dr. Howard must inform you:Dr. Howard retirement card: You’re retiring. Dr. Howard approves.Dr. Howard · RetirementYou’re retiring. Dr. Howard approves.Dr. Howard thank you card: Thank you, from Dr. Howard.Dr. Howard · Thank YouThank you, from Dr. Howard.Dr. Howard breakups & divorce card: Dr. Howard is sorry about the breakup.Dr. Howard · Breakups & DivorceDr. Howard is sorry about the breakup.Dr. Howard losing your job card: You lost your job. Dr. Howard has seen your chart.Dr. Howard · Losing Your JobYou lost your job. Dr. Howard has seen your chart.Dr. Howard illness card: You’re sick. Dr. Howard has written you a prescription.Dr. Howard · IllnessYou’re sick. Dr. Howard has written you a prescription.Dr. Howard sympathy card: Dr. Howard is so sorry.Dr. Howard · SympathyDr. Howard is so sorry.Dr. Howard hurt on the job card: You got hurt at work. Dr. Howard has the medical term.Dr. Howard · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work. Dr. Howard has the medical term.Dr. Howard hurt doing a hobby card: You got hurt doing this for fun.Dr. Howard · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing this for fun.Dr. Howard new year’s day card: A new year. Dr. Howard has heard your resolutions.Dr. Howard · New Year’s DayA new year. Dr. Howard has heard your resolutions.Dr. Howard valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day.Dr. Howard · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day.Dr. Howard easter card: Happy Easter from Dr. Howard.Dr. Howard · EasterHappy Easter from Dr. Howard.Dr. Howard mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Dr. Howard · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Dr. Howard father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day.Dr. Howard · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.Dr. Howard fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July from Dr. Howard.Dr. Howard · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Dr. Howard.Dr. Howard back to school card: Back to school.Dr. Howard · Back to SchoolBack to school.Dr. Howard halloween card: Happy Halloween.Dr. Howard · HalloweenHappy Halloween.Dr. Howard thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving.Dr. Howard · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving.Dr. Howard christmas card: Merry Christmas from Dr. Howard.Dr. Howard · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Dr. Howard.