Dr. Howard: Funny Doctor Cards
Family doctor, 41 years. Medical advice, no co-pay.
Dr. Howard has been a family doctor for 41 years. His cards deliver real medical advice with no co-pay, and the prognosis is usually a punchline.
Dr. Howard is perfect for doctors, medical students, patients in recovery, and anyone who has been told to cut back on salt. Great for get well, birthdays and retirement.
Dr. Howard has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.
25 cards · $2.99 each
Dr. Howard · Thinking of YouI’ve been thinking about you.
Dr. Howard · BirthdaysHappy birthday from Dr. Howard.
Dr. Howard · AnniversaryAnother year married. Dr. Howard has your file.
Dr. Howard · EngagementYou’re engaged. Dr. Howard has a diagnosis.
Dr. Howard · New BabyA new baby. Dr. Howard is delighted.
Dr. Howard · GraduationYou graduated. Dr. Howard is proud.
Dr. Howard · PromotionA promotion. Dr. Howard must inform you:
Dr. Howard · RetirementYou’re retiring. Dr. Howard approves.
Dr. Howard · Thank YouThank you, from Dr. Howard.
Dr. Howard · Breakups & DivorceDr. Howard is sorry about the breakup.
Dr. Howard · Losing Your JobYou lost your job. Dr. Howard has seen your chart.
Dr. Howard · IllnessYou’re sick. Dr. Howard has written you a prescription.
Dr. Howard · SympathyDr. Howard is so sorry.
Dr. Howard · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work. Dr. Howard has the medical term.
Dr. Howard · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing this for fun.
Dr. Howard · New Year’s DayA new year. Dr. Howard has heard your resolutions.
Dr. Howard · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day.
Dr. Howard · EasterHappy Easter from Dr. Howard.
Dr. Howard · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.
Dr. Howard · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.
Dr. Howard · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July from Dr. Howard.
Dr. Howard · Back to SchoolBack to school.
Dr. Howard · HalloweenHappy Halloween.
Dr. Howard · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving.
Dr. Howard · ChristmasMerry Christmas from Dr. Howard.