Walt: Funny Cards from Grandpa

Grandpa. 41 years at the plant. Unimpressed.

Walt spent 41 years at the plant and has been unimpressed ever since. His cards are dry, short, and full of the plain-spoken wisdom of a grandpa who doesn’t understand why your phone needs updating again.

Walt is perfect for Father’s Day, retirement, graduations, and anyone who appreciates a joke delivered with a straight face.

Walt has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

30 cards · $2.99 each