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Funny Mother’s Day Cards

Mom has heard ‘you’re the best’ every year. Our funny Mother’s Day cards say thank you with a laugh about everything she put up with, from the teenage years to the phone calls you forget to return.

They work for moms, grandmas, stepmoms, and the wife who does most of the planning. Add a sincere note below the punchline.

This collection has 15 funny mother’s day ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Bev mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day, sweetheart.Bev · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day, sweetheart.Walt mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Walt · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Prof. Hargrove mother’s day card: By one count, mothers field nearly 300 questions a day.Prof. Hargrove · Mother’s DayBy one count, mothers field nearly 300 questions a day.Hank mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day from the ranch.Hank · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day from the ranch.Sgt. Briggs mother’s day card: Attention, Mom.Sgt. Briggs · Mother’s DayAttention, Mom.Darlene mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day, bless your heart.Darlene · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day, bless your heart.Philo mother’s day card: I have spent my life asking endless questions.Philo · Mother’s DayI have spent my life asking endless questions.Maddie mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day!!Maddie · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day!!Tyler mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Tyler · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Nurse Rhonda mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Nurse Rhonda · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Dr. Howard mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Dr. Howard · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Harlan, Esq. mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Harlan, Esq. · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Madame Lucille mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day, darlin’.Madame Lucille · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day, darlin’.Gus mother’s day card: Gus says happy Mother’s Day.Gus · Mother’s DayGus says happy Mother’s Day.Duchess mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Duchess · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.

What to write in a funny mother’s day card