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Front of the Duchess illness card: Duchess, on feeling sick. Duchess heard you’re unwell.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 348

“Duchess heard you’re unwell.”

From Duchess: The cat. Finds humans, and everything they celebrate, beneath her.

The front reads “Duchess, on feeling sick: Duchess heard you’re unwell.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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