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Madame Lucille

Madame Lucille: Funny Cards with a Wink

Retired madam. Forty years running the finest house in town. Still spicy.

Madame Lucille is retired. For forty years she ran the finest house in town, and she kept every secret. Her cards come with a raised eyebrow, a little innuendo and a lot of warmth.

Lucille’s cards are perfect for friends with a sense of humor, anyone who appreciates a well-kept secret, and birthdays that deserve a wink. Her racier cards live in the Saucy Section, for adults only.

Madame Lucille has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

28 cards · $2.99 each

Madame Lucille thinking of you card: Thinking of you, sugar.Madame Lucille · Thinking of YouThinking of you, sugar.Madame Lucille birthdays card: Happy birthday, sugar. Lucille has a gift for you.Madame Lucille · BirthdaysHappy birthday, sugar. Lucille has a gift for you.Madame Lucille birthdays card: Another birthday, darlin’?Madame Lucille · BirthdaysAnother birthday, darlin’?Madame Lucille anniversary card: Another year married, you two.Madame Lucille · AnniversaryAnother year married, you two.Madame Lucille engagement card: Engaged, sugar? Lucille couldn’t be happier.Madame Lucille · EngagementEngaged, sugar? Lucille couldn’t be happier.Madame Lucille new baby card: A new baby, darlin’!Madame Lucille · New BabyA new baby, darlin’!Madame Lucille graduation card: Congratulations, graduate.Madame Lucille · GraduationCongratulations, graduate.Madame Lucille promotion card: A promotion, darlin’!Madame Lucille · PromotionA promotion, darlin’!Madame Lucille retirement card: Retiring, sugar?Madame Lucille · RetirementRetiring, sugar?Madame Lucille thank you card: Thank you, darlin’.Madame Lucille · Thank YouThank you, darlin’.Madame Lucille breakups & divorce card: Single again, sugar?Madame Lucille · Breakups & DivorceSingle again, sugar?Madame Lucille breakups & divorce card: They left? Their loss, honey.Madame Lucille · Breakups & DivorceThey left? Their loss, honey.Madame Lucille losing your job card: They let you go? Honey, Lucille understands.Madame Lucille · Losing Your JobThey let you go? Honey, Lucille understands.Madame Lucille illness card: Feeling poorly, honey?Madame Lucille · IllnessFeeling poorly, honey?Madame Lucille sympathy card: Lucille is so sorry, darlin’.Madame Lucille · SympathyLucille is so sorry, darlin’.Madame Lucille hurt on the job card: On the mend, sugar?Madame Lucille · Hurt on the JobOn the mend, sugar?Madame Lucille hurt doing a hobby card: Hurt yourself having fun, darlin’?Madame Lucille · Hurt Doing a HobbyHurt yourself having fun, darlin’?Madame Lucille new year’s day card: Happy New Year, sugar.Madame Lucille · New Year’s DayHappy New Year, sugar.Madame Lucille valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day, sugar.Madame Lucille · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day, sugar.Madame Lucille valentine’s day card: It’s Valentine’s Day, honey.Madame Lucille · Valentine’s DayIt’s Valentine’s Day, honey.Madame Lucille easter card: Happy Easter, sugar.Madame Lucille · EasterHappy Easter, sugar.Madame Lucille mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day, darlin’.Madame Lucille · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day, darlin’.Madame Lucille father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day, sugar.Madame Lucille · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day, sugar.Madame Lucille fourth of july card: Independence Day, darlin’.Madame Lucille · Fourth of JulyIndependence Day, darlin’.Madame Lucille back to school card: Back to school, sugar?Madame Lucille · Back to SchoolBack to school, sugar?Madame Lucille halloween card: Trick or treat, sugar.Madame Lucille · HalloweenTrick or treat, sugar.Madame Lucille thanksgiving card: Pass the gravy, honey.Madame Lucille · ThanksgivingPass the gravy, honey.Madame Lucille christmas card: Merry Christmas, darlin’.Madame Lucille · ChristmasMerry Christmas, darlin’.