Funny Anniversary Cards
Staying together takes patience, compromise, and a strong tolerance for the other person’s snoring. Our funny anniversary cards celebrate the real version of a long relationship, not the greeting-card version.
Send one to your spouse, to your parents on their 40th, or to the friends who somehow made it work. Each card reveals its punchline when it’s opened, with your own note right below.
This collection has 15 funny anniversary ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Bev · AnniversaryAnother year together, dears.
Walt · AnniversaryAnother year married.
Prof. Hargrove · AnniversarySome seahorse couples greet each other with a dance each morning.
Hank · AnniversaryTakes two good mules to pull a wagon this far.
Sgt. Briggs · AnniversaryAnother year married. Outstanding.
Darlene · AnniversaryAnother year married. Bless your hearts.
Philo · AnniversaryBy all means, marry, Socrates once said.
Maddie · AnniversaryHappy anniversary!!
Tyler · AnniversaryHappy anniversary.
Nurse Rhonda · AnniversaryAnother year married. Rhonda is impressed.
Dr. Howard · AnniversaryAnother year married. Dr. Howard has your file.
Harlan, Esq. · AnniversaryAnother year married. Harlan, Esq. weighs in.
Madame Lucille · AnniversaryAnother year married, you two.
Gus · AnniversaryGus has been with the same couch for nine years.
Duchess · AnniversaryAnother year together. Duchess is baffled.What to write in a funny anniversary card
- For your partner, pair the joke with one thing you’d never trade.
- For parents or friends, a gentle roast about who puts up with whom always works.
- Mention the year count. It makes a funny card feel personal.
- Keep anything truly private for the note, not the card front.