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Front of the Maddie illness card: Maddie, on feeling sick. Ew, you’re sick?
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 199

“Ew, you’re sick?”

From Maddie: Sixteen, sweet, and slightly lost. Means every word, eventually.

The front reads “Maddie, on feeling sick: Ew, you’re sick?” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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