Nurse Rhonda: Funny Nurse Cards
ER nurse, 27 years. Has seen it all. Plain advice, no bedside manner.
Nurse Rhonda has worked the ER for 27 years and has seen it all. She gives plain advice with no bedside manner, and she’s usually right.
Her cards are perfect for nurses, healthcare workers, and anyone recovering from surgery, an illness, or a questionable decision involving a ladder. Get well cards are her specialty.
Nurse Rhonda has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.
25 cards · $2.99 each
Nurse Rhonda · Thinking of YouChecking on you, hon.
Nurse Rhonda · BirthdaysAnother birthday. Nurse Rhonda has seen the chart.
Nurse Rhonda · AnniversaryAnother year married. Rhonda is impressed.
Nurse Rhonda · EngagementEngaged. Congratulations.
Nurse Rhonda · New BabyA new baby. Rhonda’s plain advice:
Nurse Rhonda · GraduationYou graduated. Rhonda is proud of you.
Nurse Rhonda · PromotionA promotion. Good for you.
Nurse Rhonda · RetirementYou’re retiring. Rhonda’s orders:
Nurse Rhonda · Thank YouRhonda has been thanked by thousands of patients.
Nurse Rhonda · Breakups & DivorceRhonda has seen a lot of broken hearts.
Nurse Rhonda · Losing Your JobYou lost your job. Rhonda’s diagnosis:
Nurse Rhonda · IllnessYou’re sick. Rhonda’s orders are simple:
Nurse Rhonda · SympathyRhonda has sat with a lot of families.
Nurse Rhonda · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work.
Nurse Rhonda · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing this for fun.
Nurse Rhonda · New Year’s DayA new year. Rhonda works New Year’s Eve.
Nurse Rhonda · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Rhonda knows about hearts.
Nurse Rhonda · EasterHappy Easter.
Nurse Rhonda · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.
Nurse Rhonda · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.
Nurse Rhonda · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July.
Nurse Rhonda · Back to SchoolBack to school.
Nurse Rhonda · HalloweenHappy Halloween.
Nurse Rhonda · ThanksgivingRhonda is thankful for you.
Nurse Rhonda · ChristmasMerry Christmas.