Funny Thanksgiving Cards
Thanksgiving brings out the best in family: turkey, pie, and the relative who brings up politics. Our funny Thanksgiving cards say what everyone at the table is thinking, with gratitude underneath.
Send one to family you’ll see, family you won’t, or the friends who host your Friendsgiving.
This collection has 15 funny thanksgiving ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Bev · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving, sweetheart.
Walt · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving.
Prof. Hargrove · ThanksgivingThe average Thanksgiving dinner runs to thousands of calories.
Hank · ThanksgivingOut here, we count our blessings.
Sgt. Briggs · ThanksgivingThanksgiving, troops.
Darlene · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving, bless your heart.
Philo · ThanksgivingEpicurus taught that simple pleasures are the key to happiness.
Maddie · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving!!
Tyler · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving.
Nurse Rhonda · ThanksgivingRhonda is thankful for you.
Dr. Howard · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving.
Harlan, Esq. · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving.
Madame Lucille · ThanksgivingPass the gravy, honey.
Gus · ThanksgivingGus is thankful for you.
Duchess · ThanksgivingDuchess is thankful for one thing:What to write in a funny thanksgiving card
- Family-dinner jokes are relatable; keep names out of them.
- Share one real thing you’re thankful for in your note.
- Send it Thanksgiving morning or the day before.
- A thank-you to the host the next day is always appreciated.