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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 295

“You’re sick. Harlan advises you of your rights.”

From Harlan, Esq.: Attorney, 44 years. A legal principle first, then the verdict.

The front reads “Harlan, Esq., on feeling sick: You’re sick. Harlan advises you of your rights.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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