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Front of the Sgt. Briggs illness card: Sgt. Briggs, on sick call. I hear you’re on sick call.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 127

“I hear you’re on sick call.”

From Sgt. Briggs: Retired drill sergeant. Tough love, heavy on the tough.

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