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Harlan, Esq.

Harlan, Esq.: Funny Lawyer Cards

Attorney, 44 years. A legal principle first, then the verdict.

Harlan, Esq. has practiced law for 44 years. Every card opens with a real legal principle and closes with his verdict, which is always in your favor and usually funny.

Harlan’s cards are perfect for lawyers, paralegals, law students and anyone going through a divorce, a job loss, or a birthday they’d like to appeal.

Harlan, Esq. has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

25 cards · $2.99 each

Harlan, Esq. thinking of you card: Let the record show I was thinking of you.Harlan, Esq. · Thinking of YouLet the record show I was thinking of you.Harlan, Esq. birthdays card: Another birthday. Harlan has reviewed your case.Harlan, Esq. · BirthdaysAnother birthday. Harlan has reviewed your case.Harlan, Esq. anniversary card: Another year married. Harlan, Esq. weighs in.Harlan, Esq. · AnniversaryAnother year married. Harlan, Esq. weighs in.Harlan, Esq. engagement card: You’re engaged. Harlan offers counsel.Harlan, Esq. · EngagementYou’re engaged. Harlan offers counsel.Harlan, Esq. new baby card: A new baby. Harlan cites the old rule:Harlan, Esq. · New BabyA new baby. Harlan cites the old rule:Harlan, Esq. graduation card: You graduated. Harlan has a warning.Harlan, Esq. · GraduationYou graduated. Harlan has a warning.Harlan, Esq. promotion card: A promotion. Congratulations.Harlan, Esq. · PromotionA promotion. Congratulations.Harlan, Esq. retirement card: You’re retiring. Harlan cites the law.Harlan, Esq. · RetirementYou’re retiring. Harlan cites the law.Harlan, Esq. thank you card: Thank you, from Harlan.Harlan, Esq. · Thank YouThank you, from Harlan.Harlan, Esq. breakups & divorce card: You’re single again. Harlan advises:Harlan, Esq. · Breakups & DivorceYou’re single again. Harlan advises:Harlan, Esq. losing your job card: You lost your job. Harlan explains.Harlan, Esq. · Losing Your JobYou lost your job. Harlan explains.Harlan, Esq. illness card: You’re sick. Harlan advises you of your rights.Harlan, Esq. · IllnessYou’re sick. Harlan advises you of your rights.Harlan, Esq. sympathy card: Harlan is sorry for your loss.Harlan, Esq. · SympathyHarlan is sorry for your loss.Harlan, Esq. hurt on the job card: You got hurt at work.Harlan, Esq. · Hurt on the JobYou got hurt at work.Harlan, Esq. hurt doing a hobby card: You got hurt doing this for fun.Harlan, Esq. · Hurt Doing a HobbyYou got hurt doing this for fun.Harlan, Esq. new year’s day card: A new year. Harlan reviewed your resolutions.Harlan, Esq. · New Year’s DayA new year. Harlan reviewed your resolutions.Harlan, Esq. valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day.Harlan, Esq. · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day.Harlan, Esq. easter card: Happy Easter.Harlan, Esq. · EasterHappy Easter.Harlan, Esq. mother’s day card: Happy Mother’s Day.Harlan, Esq. · Mother’s DayHappy Mother’s Day.Harlan, Esq. father’s day card: Happy Father’s Day.Harlan, Esq. · Father’s DayHappy Father’s Day.Harlan, Esq. fourth of july card: Happy Fourth of July.Harlan, Esq. · Fourth of JulyHappy Fourth of July.Harlan, Esq. back to school card: Back to school.Harlan, Esq. · Back to SchoolBack to school.Harlan, Esq. halloween card: Happy Halloween.Harlan, Esq. · HalloweenHappy Halloween.Harlan, Esq. thanksgiving card: Happy Thanksgiving.Harlan, Esq. · ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving.Harlan, Esq. christmas card: Merry Christmas.Harlan, Esq. · ChristmasMerry Christmas.