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Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

Valentine’s Day cards don’t have to be pink and full of hearts. Our funny Valentine’s cards are for couples who show love by making each other laugh, and for friends celebrating Galentine’s.

They’re honest about real relationships: stolen blankets, shared fries, and the person who still laughs at your jokes. Your own note goes right below the punchline.

This collection has 16 funny valentine’s day ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

16 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Bev valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart.Bev · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart.Walt valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Invented by a card company.Walt · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Invented by a card company.Prof. Hargrove valentine’s day card: Swans famously mate for life.Prof. Hargrove · Valentine’s DaySwans famously mate for life.Hank valentine’s day card: Love’s a lot like ranchin’.Hank · Valentine’s DayLove’s a lot like ranchin’.Sgt. Briggs valentine’s day card: Listen up, Valentine.Sgt. Briggs · Valentine’s DayListen up, Valentine.Darlene valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day? Bless your heart.Darlene · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day? Bless your heart.Philo valentine’s day card: The ancient Greeks had eight words for love.Philo · Valentine’s DayThe ancient Greeks had eight words for love.Maddie valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day!!Maddie · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day!!Tyler valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day.Tyler · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day.Nurse Rhonda valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Rhonda knows about hearts.Nurse Rhonda · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Rhonda knows about hearts.Dr. Howard valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day.Dr. Howard · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day.Harlan, Esq. valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day.Harlan, Esq. · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day.Madame Lucille valentine’s day card: Happy Valentine’s Day, sugar.Madame Lucille · Valentine’s DayHappy Valentine’s Day, sugar.Madame Lucille valentine’s day card: It’s Valentine’s Day, honey.Madame Lucille · Valentine’s DayIt’s Valentine’s Day, honey.Gus valentine’s day card: Gus loves you unconditionally.Gus · Valentine’s DayGus loves you unconditionally.Duchess valentine’s day card: Valentine’s Day. Duchess rolls her eyes.Duchess · Valentine’s DayValentine’s Day. Duchess rolls her eyes.

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