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Funny Engagement Cards

Congratulations are in order, and so is a little honesty about wedding planning, in-laws, and sharing a closet. Our funny engagement cards say congratulations the way a good friend would.

Pick a character whose voice matches yours, from a no-nonsense grandma to a lawyer who has drafted a few prenups. Add your note and send it the day you hear the news.

This collection has 15 funny engagement ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

Bev engagement card: You’re engaged, dear!Bev · EngagementYou’re engaged, dear!Walt engagement card: So you’re getting married.Walt · EngagementSo you’re getting married.Prof. Hargrove engagement card: Diamonds form under extreme heat and pressure.Prof. Hargrove · EngagementDiamonds form under extreme heat and pressure.Hank engagement card: Heard you’re gettin’ hitched.Hank · EngagementHeard you’re gettin’ hitched.Sgt. Briggs engagement card: Wedding planning is a lot like basic training.Sgt. Briggs · EngagementWedding planning is a lot like basic training.Darlene engagement card: Engaged? Well, bless your heart.Darlene · EngagementEngaged? Well, bless your heart.Philo engagement card: Love, said Plato, is a serious mental disease.Philo · EngagementLove, said Plato, is a serious mental disease.Maddie engagement card: OMG you’re ENGAGED?!Maddie · EngagementOMG you’re ENGAGED?!Tyler engagement card: Yo, you’re engaged?Tyler · EngagementYo, you’re engaged?Nurse Rhonda engagement card: Engaged. Congratulations.Nurse Rhonda · EngagementEngaged. Congratulations.Dr. Howard engagement card: You’re engaged. Dr. Howard has a diagnosis.Dr. Howard · EngagementYou’re engaged. Dr. Howard has a diagnosis.Harlan, Esq. engagement card: You’re engaged. Harlan offers counsel.Harlan, Esq. · EngagementYou’re engaged. Harlan offers counsel.Madame Lucille engagement card: Engaged, sugar? Lucille couldn’t be happier.Madame Lucille · EngagementEngaged, sugar? Lucille couldn’t be happier.Gus engagement card: Gus heard you’re engaged.Gus · EngagementGus heard you’re engaged.Duchess engagement card: So you’re engaged.Duchess · EngagementSo you’re engaged.

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