Hank: Funny Cowboy and Rancher Cards

Rancher. Homespun sense, mostly about livestock.

Hank is a rancher with homespun advice, mostly about livestock. Whatever you’re going through, he’s seen a cow go through something similar, and he’ll tell you how it turned out.

Hank’s cards are perfect for country folks, farm families, and anyone who likes their wisdom with a little dirt on its boots. Great for birthdays, retirement, and job loss.

Hank has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

30 cards · $2.99 each