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Front of the Hank illness card: Hank, on feeling poorly. Sick as a dog, I hear.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 101

“Sick as a dog, I hear.”

From Hank: Rancher. Homespun sense, mostly about livestock.

The front reads “Hank, on feeling poorly: Sick as a dog, I hear.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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