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Funny Birthday Cards

A birthday card doesn’t have to rhyme, sparkle, or pretend that turning another year older is a gift. Our funny birthday cards are written the way people really talk to the people they love: with a little teasing, a little truth, and a punchline waiting inside.

Every card opens with a click to reveal the joke, and you add your own short note underneath. They work for a best friend, a brother who still owes you money, a coworker you actually like, or a parent who has heard every birthday joke ever made. Send it right away or schedule it for the morning of the big day.

This collection has 21 funny birthday ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

21 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes

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