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Funny Cards for Losing Your Job

Getting laid off is hard, and the right card can make it a little lighter. Our funny job loss cards take the side of the person who lost the job, poke fun at the company, and remind them they’re more than a title.

Send one to a friend, a former coworker, or a family member after a layoff, a restructuring, or a ‘mutual decision.’ Add a sincere note offering help, a reference, or just a lunch.

This collection has 20 funny job loss ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

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Bev losing your job card: Sweetheart, I heard they let you go.Bev · Losing Your JobSweetheart, I heard they let you go.Bev losing your job card: Losing a job is a lot like losing a husband.Bev · Losing Your JobLosing a job is a lot like losing a husband.Walt losing your job card: Sorry about the job, kiddo.Walt · Losing Your JobSorry about the job, kiddo.Walt losing your job card: In my day, you got fired Monday and hired by Tuesday.Walt · Losing Your JobIn my day, you got fired Monday and hired by Tuesday.Prof. Hargrove losing your job card: A three-toed sloth travels roughly 40 yards a day.Prof. Hargrove · Losing Your JobA three-toed sloth travels roughly 40 yards a day.Prof. Hargrove losing your job card: The word “salary” may trace back to the Latin for salt.Prof. Hargrove · Losing Your JobThe word “salary” may trace back to the Latin for salt.Hank losing your job card: Even a good rooster gets run out of the henhouse now and then.Hank · Losing Your JobEven a good rooster gets run out of the henhouse now and then.Hank losing your job card: Lost the job, huh?Hank · Losing Your JobLost the job, huh?Sgt. Briggs losing your job card: Lost your post, huh?Sgt. Briggs · Losing Your JobLost your post, huh?Darlene losing your job card: They let you go? Bless their hearts.Darlene · Losing Your JobThey let you go? Bless their hearts.Philo losing your job card: Epictetus said it is not what happens to us, but how we react.Philo · Losing Your JobEpictetus said it is not what happens to us, but how we react.Maddie losing your job card: Wait, you lost your job?!Maddie · Losing Your JobWait, you lost your job?!Tyler losing your job card: Lost the job, huh?Tyler · Losing Your JobLost the job, huh?Nurse Rhonda losing your job card: You lost your job. Rhonda’s diagnosis:Nurse Rhonda · Losing Your JobYou lost your job. Rhonda’s diagnosis:Dr. Howard losing your job card: You lost your job. Dr. Howard has seen your chart.Dr. Howard · Losing Your JobYou lost your job. Dr. Howard has seen your chart.Harlan, Esq. losing your job card: You lost your job. Harlan explains.Harlan, Esq. · Losing Your JobYou lost your job. Harlan explains.Madame Lucille losing your job card: They let you go? Honey, Lucille understands.Madame Lucille · Losing Your JobThey let you go? Honey, Lucille understands.Gus losing your job card: Gus doesn’t have a job either.Gus · Losing Your JobGus doesn’t have a job either.Gus losing your job card: Gus would like to remind you that naps are free.Gus · Losing Your JobGus would like to remind you that naps are free.Duchess losing your job card: You lost your job?Duchess · Losing Your JobYou lost your job?

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