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Front of the Darlene illness card: Darlene, on feelin’ poorly. Feelin’ poorly? Bless your heart.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 151

“Feelin’ poorly? Bless your heart.”

From Darlene: Small-town Southern lady. Bless your heart, and here’s what you need to hear.

The front reads “Darlene, on feelin’ poorly: Feelin’ poorly? Bless your heart.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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