Funny New Year’s Cards
New Year’s resolutions last about two weeks, and our funny New Year’s cards are honest about it. Send a laugh about resolutions, staying up until midnight, or simply surviving the last year.
They’re a light, easy way to stay in touch with friends and family in January, without the pressure of a holiday letter.
This collection has 15 funny new year’s ecards from Bev, Walt, Prof. Hargrove, Hank, Sgt. Briggs, Darlene, Philo, Maddie, Tyler, Nurse Rhonda, Dr. Howard, Harlan, Esq., Madame Lucille, Gus and Duchess. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.
15 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes
Bev · New Year’s DayHappy New Year, sweetheart.
Walt · New Year’s DayHappy New Year.
Prof. Hargrove · New Year’s DayMost New Year’s resolutions are abandoned by February.
Hank · New Year’s DayHappy New Year from the ranch.
Sgt. Briggs · New Year’s DayHappy New Year, recruit.
Darlene · New Year’s DayHappy New Year, bless your heart.
Philo · New Year’s DayHeraclitus said no man ever steps in the same river twice.
Maddie · New Year’s DayHappy New Year!!
Tyler · New Year’s DayHappy New Year.
Nurse Rhonda · New Year’s DayA new year. Rhonda works New Year’s Eve.
Dr. Howard · New Year’s DayA new year. Dr. Howard has heard your resolutions.
Harlan, Esq. · New Year’s DayA new year. Harlan reviewed your resolutions.
Madame Lucille · New Year’s DayHappy New Year, sugar.
Gus · New Year’s DayGus stayed up till midnight.
Duchess · New Year’s DayA new year. Duchess has a resolution:What to write in a funny new year’s card
- Resolution jokes are universal and safe.
- Add one real wish for their year in your note.
- Schedule it for New Year’s morning.
- Great for reconnecting with someone you lost touch with.