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Front of the Dr. Howard illness card: Dr. Howard, on feeling sick. You’re sick. Dr. Howard has written you a prescription.
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 271

“You’re sick. Dr. Howard has written you a prescription.”

From Dr. Howard: Family doctor, 41 years. Medical advice, no co-pay.

The front reads “Dr. Howard, on feeling sick: You’re sick. Dr. Howard has written you a prescription.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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