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Front of the Madame Lucille illness card: Madame Lucille, on feeling sick. Feeling poorly, honey?
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Funny Get Well Ecard · No. 423

“Feeling poorly, honey?”

From Madame Lucille: Retired madam. Forty years running the finest house in town. Still spicy.

The front reads “Madame Lucille, on feeling sick: Feeling poorly, honey?” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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