Gus: Funny Dog Cards

The dog. Has never once pretended to care.

Gus is the dog. He has never once pretended to care about your birthday, your promotion, or your feelings, unless there are snacks involved.

Gus’s cards are perfect for dog people, pet lovers, and anyone who has been ignored by a dog on the couch. Favorites include his breakup and Christmas cards.

Gus has cards for every occasion. Every card works the same way: the front sets up the joke, your recipient clicks to open it, and the punchline lands inside with your own note printed in smaller type right below it. Pick a card, add their name and a line or two of your own, and send it by email or text now or on the day you choose. Each card is $2.99, or save with a 5-card pack or the annual pass.

30 cards · $2.99 each