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Funny Birthday Ecard · No. 310
“Gus calculated your age in dog years.”
From Gus: The dog. Has never once pretended to care.
The front reads “Happy birthday from Gus: Gus calculated your age in dog years.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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