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Front of the Gus graduation card: Gus, on your graduation. Gus never graduated.
Gus · Punchline

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Funny Graduation Ecard · No. 314

“Gus never graduated.”

From Gus: The dog. Has never once pretended to care.

The front reads “Gus, on your graduation: Gus never graduated.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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