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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 316
“Gus has been retired his whole life.”
From Gus: The dog. Has never once pretended to care.
The front reads “Gus, on your retirement: Gus has been retired his whole life.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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