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Front of the Hank retirement card: Hank, on your retirement. Put out to pasture, huh?
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 095

“Put out to pasture, huh?”

From Hank: Rancher. Homespun sense, mostly about livestock.

The front reads “Hank, on your retirement: Put out to pasture, huh?” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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