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Front of the Bev retirement card: Bev, on your retirement. Congratulations on retiring, dear.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 008

“Congratulations on retiring, dear.”

From Bev: Grandma. Loves you. Will still say it.

The front reads “Bev, on your retirement: Congratulations on retiring, dear.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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