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Front of the Prof. Hargrove retirement card: Professor Hargrove notes. Studies suggest retirees are happier than workers.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 066

“Studies suggest retirees are happier than workers.”

From Prof. Hargrove: Opens with a fact. Closes with the truth.

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