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Front of the Sgt. Briggs retirement card: Sgt. Briggs, on your retirement. Retirement, soldier?
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 123

“Retirement, soldier?”

From Sgt. Briggs: Retired drill sergeant. Tough love, heavy on the tough.

The front reads “Sgt. Briggs, on your retirement: Retirement, soldier?” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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