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Front of the Philo retirement card: Philo, on your retirement. Beware the barrenness of a busy life.
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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 171

“Beware the barrenness of a busy life.”

From Philo: Ancient wisdom first. Modern truth second.

The front reads “Philo, on your retirement: Beware the barrenness of a busy life.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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