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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 195
“You’re retiring?!”
From Maddie: Sixteen, sweet, and slightly lost. Means every word, eventually.
The front reads “Maddie, on your retirement: You’re retiring?!” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.
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